"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Smut (TV Episode 2008) - Ice-T as Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola

Elliot Stabler : Women making porn? That's like the whore on the corner working her way up to pimp. Doesn't make it right.

Odafin Tutuola : Lighten up, choirboy. You don't have to be a perv to like porn.

Olivia Benson : Oh, yeah? Then how come people don't put V for "vagina" next to "Vertigo" on their bookshelves?

Odafin Tutuola : Because they're afraid of being judged by prudes like you.
Elliot Stabler : [to Eric Lutz] How did you find Kelly?

Eric Lutz : You said she was attacked near my house. I just checked the closest hospital: Mercy.

Elliot Stabler : Yeah, but, you know, she was just a one-night stand. Why bother?

Eric Lutz : I already told you, I just wanted to make sure that she was okay.

Elliot Stabler : You know, someone might think that you just wanted to see how much she remembered.

Eric Lutz : Yeah, of course. I wanted her to remember that I didn't rape her, then I'd be off the hook.

Odafin Tutuola : [as he walks in the room] Keep wiggling. CSU just called from his crib.

Eric Lutz : I didn't give you permission to search my house.

Elliot Stabler : We got a warrant.

Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, and we found blood on your sheets. Same type as Kelly's. Explain that, player.

Eric Lutz : Guys, come on. It was her time of the month. It's not exactly a deal-breaker for me.
Olivia Benson : I can't count the number of perps that we've collared with porn stashes that would make Jenna Jameson gag.

Odafin Tutuola : And that ain't easy

Ice-T: Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola