Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Smut (2008)

Michael Trucco: Eric Lutz

Quotes 

• Eric Lutz : [jumping up]  I said turn it off!

  A.D.A. Kim Greylek : You sure about that?

  [looking at his crotch] 

  A.D.A. Kim Greylek : Because that's not an objection you're raising.

• Olivia Benson : [to Eric Lutz]  Who was she, Eric?

  Eric Lutz : What are you doing here?

  Olivia Benson : Just asking you a question.

  Eric Lutz : You're trying to intimidate me.

  Olivia Benson : A woman walks down a public street and you find that intimidating? Interesting.

• Eric Lutz : [to Olivia]  I'm going to have your badge.

  Olivia Benson : Yeah? Not before I throw you in jail.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Eric Lutz]  How did you find Kelly?

  Eric Lutz : You said she was attacked near my house. I just checked the closest hospital: Mercy.

  Elliot Stabler : Yeah, but, you know, she was just a one-night stand. Why bother?

  Eric Lutz : I already told you, I just wanted to make sure that she was okay.

  Elliot Stabler : You know, someone might think that you just wanted to see how much she remembered.

  Eric Lutz : Yeah, of course. I wanted her to remember that I didn't rape her, then I'd be off the hook.

  Odafin Tutuola : [as he walks in the room]  Keep wiggling. CSU just called from his crib.

  Eric Lutz : I didn't give you permission to search my house.

  Elliot Stabler : We got a warrant.

  Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, and we found blood on your sheets. Same type as Kelly's. Explain that, player.

  Eric Lutz : Guys, come on. It was her time of the month. It's not exactly a deal-breaker for me.

• Eric Lutz : [At the end of the episode]  I'm the one you'll always remember. Hey! You're never going to get over me! Hey! You hear me? I'm the best that you ever had! You'll never forget me! You'll never forget me! You hear me? You will never forget me!