Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Swing (2008)
Allison Siko: Kathleen Stabler
Quotes
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Kathleen Stabler : Grams, do you think I'm crazy?
Bernie Stabler : Do you feel crazy?
Kathleen Stabler : I don't know. It's like the world is full of all these ding-a-ling force fields and every time I touch one, I shimmer.
Bernie Stabler : Yeah, and sometimes just the thought of getting out of bed makes you so tired, you feel like you need a 12 hour nap?
Kathleen Stabler : Yeah. How did you know?
Bernie Stabler : [smiles] That's the price we pay for greatness.
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Kathleen Stabler : Dad hates me.
Bernie Stabler : No he doesn't. Trust me. If he did he'd just walk out of your life.
Kathleen Stabler : I'm in jail! He put me here!
Bernie Stabler : No, you put yourself here.
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Kathleen Stabler : Are you going to yell at me too?
Bernie Stabler : Me? Your partner in crime?
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Bernie Stabler : [telling Kathleen about driving she and Elliot through a blizzard in 1969] We were the only car on the road. I felt like I was driving this magical sleigh. I started going faster. I felt like I was chasing the snowflakes. Your daddy was yelling 'stop mommy, stop!', but I was chasing snowflakes, and I chased them right into a lamp post. I totaled the car, and I broke your daddy's arm.
Kathleen Stabler : He never told me about that.
Bernie Stabler : No, he never told anybody what really happened. You see, Kathleen, there's no shame in making mistakes, we all have, but do you do have to take responsibility for what you've done.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : What were you thinking breaking into that place?
Kathleen Stabler : I didn't break in, the window was open.
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Bernie Stabler : Remember the time we took your grandfather's fedora to put on the snowman, and his last Cuban cigar?
Kathleen Stabler : Gramps was pretty pissed. I remember you told him to get stuffed.
Bernie Stabler : Well, I tried not to curse in front of you.
Kathleen Stabler : As if the F-bomb doesn't get dropped at my house a lot, especially at me.