- Michael Scott: She has a boyfriend.
- Pam Beesly: I'm so sorry, Michael.
- Michael Scott: How could she do this to me, Pam?
- Pam Beesly: She's not doing it to hurt you.
- Michael Scott: I can't do the presentation, I can't-... just... oh... thinking about seeing him... and... thinking about... him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her, it just- oh, God!
- Pam Beesly: Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but...
- Michael Scott: I know, just... uh, please, I'm going through something, okay?
- Pam Beesly: You know, when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she'll realize what she's missing.
- Michael Scott: And then she'll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die.
- Pam Beesly: Yeah, maybe.
- Angela Martin: [Commenting on her new cat] ... Needless to say, she is very very expensive.
- Meredith Palmer: How much?
- Angela Martin: Seven thousand dollars.
- Creed Bratton: For a cat? I can get you a kid for that.