- Jack: Holy shit, you ate my ex-girlfriend! I don't know whether I call the police or buy you flowers.
- Roger: She's a knockout. I mean, even all that shaking and quaking are going on and it's like you wanna get her poke, you know!
- Danika: I don't know how to explain it... It's like being starved for food, sex... all at the same time!
- Roger: I gotta tell you that you look like shit. As a matter of fact, the shit I just took was looking at you and said, 'Man, you look like shit!'
- Roger: What's the matter with you? I mean, you've checked her in a day and you're already in love?
- Jack: It's fuckin' crazy, you know, but there's some about her - some different.
- Roger: Ahhhh... Did you fuck her yet?
- Jack: No.
- Roger: I'll be happy for you when you fuck her. And I want... I want details and photos, if possible. Hey, I bet she likes something grab in the ass. Yeah? You alright?
- Danika: Things were amazing between us. I just need to eat... You wouldn't want me to go hungry, would you, to starve?