- Eve: It's just been a weird morning, man.
- Drug Dealer: Yeah. You're a corpse. You're a corpse that begs, shoots up, and brings me tiny wads of filthy fucking money.
- Eve: I... I just...
- Drug Dealer: You're not even worth the dirt you're soon gonna be buried under.
- Jane: Aren't you supposed to help me? Isn't that how things are supposed to happen?
- Ex-Boyfriend: You left without warning. You did everything without warning. You lost your chance for the supposed to's.
- Chad's Boss: Hey, hot biscuit. Check out the new stunners I got.
- Chad's Boss: You broke my fucking glasses!
- Jane: I want to throw myself a going-away party.