- Adrian Lee: [to Ricky about Amy] You can't be serious. You can't be interested in that... child!
- Ricky Underwood: You know, some girls do it without broadcasting it to the whole school. Some girls are more discreet about their sex life than you are. Some girls have class.
- Ben Boykewich: My dad married the first girl he ever dated. They were eighteen when they got married.
- Alice Valko: That's different. That was in the eighties. Everyone was coked out and disco dancing back then. No one really knew what they were doing.
- Ben Boykewich: My parents never did coke. Disco... yeah.
- Marshall Bowman: [after Jack comes to the Bowman house at night asking to speak to Grace] Look, do yourself a very big favor, okay? Go home before I pummel you.
- Jack Pappas: I thought you were a Christian.
- Marshall Bowman: Oh, that's right, I'm a Christian. So first, I will smite you, then I will pummel you. Go home.
- Alice Valko: [to Ben about his mother's death] It's healthy. It's healthy to move on, Ben. It's been a long time. Five years is a long time.
- Ben Boykewich: Yeah, it is. And believe me, it feels longer than five years. Time passes real slow when you're a kid. It's starting to speed up a little though. I guess I'm getting older, maturing. Maybe I'll get married soon, have a kid, start a little family band.
- Jack Pappas: [to Grace about cheating on her] I was weak. I was tempted. I gave in. But Grace, I swear. That's never gonna happen again. And if it did... I would... I don't know, I would smite myself!
- [notices Grace's confused look]
- Jack Pappas: Yeah, your dad said he was going to smite me.