- Eric 'Showtime' Hynes: Look, Gonz was real lonely. Marisol helped relieve him of some of his loneliness on a nightly basis.
- Kat Miller: [about the police department's softball team] Sounds good. Sign me up.
- Nick Vera: Can you catch?
- Kat Miller: Hell, yeah! I can catch.
- Nick Vera: Do you throw like a girl?
- Kat Miller: Do you dance like a white guy?