The Mentalist (TV Series)

Paint It Red (2009)

Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon

Quotes 

• Teresa Lisbon : Just follow procedure. Have fun!

  Patrick Jane : Where is the fun in that?

• Teresa Lisbon : Where is everyone?

  Grace Van Pelt : Weird. They all called in to sign out. Jane wasn't feeling well. Rigsby had a hot date. And Cho's got Kings tickets.

  Teresa Lisbon : Son of a...

  Grace Van Pelt : What?

  Teresa Lisbon : Jane doesn't get sick. Rigsby's not on a date because he's in love with you. And the Kings aren't playing tonight.

  Grace Van Pelt : You know about that?

  Teresa Lisbon : Yeah. They're on an east coast road trip, they're playing the Knicks tomorrow night.

  Grace Van Pelt : No, I mean about Rigsby. How do you know about that?

  Teresa Lisbon : Everybody knows about that. The Attorney General knows that.

• Teresa Lisbon : Arlov controls an oil pipeline this country needs. It's a National Security issue.

  Wayne Rigsby : Another argument for energy independence there.

  Patrick Jane : Where's he staying?

  Teresa Lisbon : I repeat: do not touch!

  Patrick Jane : Oh no. No. No touching. I promise.

• Frank Schiappa : [referring to Jane]  Who is this guy?

  Teresa Lisbon : He's a pain in the ass. But he's making sense. You sure you don't want to change your story?

• A.P. Caid : I told Harry to get a copy made on the hush-hush. I mean, what kind of idiot is gonna put $50,000,000 on his wall so anybody can steal it?

  Teresa Lisbon : The painting that was stolen is a fake?

  A.P. Caid : Damn right it was. Now, the real one is in my private vault.

  Kathryn Hawkes : With all due respect, A. P., the art here is my responsibility.

  A.P. Caid : Katheryn, the fewer people who knew the better. 'Sides paid off, didn't it?

  [Chuckles] 

  A.P. Caid : I mean right now there's some thieving son of a bitch out there who spent a whole lot of money on junk.

  Stevie Caid : Daddy, Harry's dead.

  A.P. Caid : Oh baby, I know. I'm sorry. I know it's too sad. But uh, you know, I did like that kid.

• Teresa Lisbon : I wanna get Harry Lashley's killer as much as you do. But we cannot go after Arlov. The State Department...

  Patrick Jane : A fig to the State Department.

  Wayne Rigsby : I agree. Screw 'em.

  Teresa Lisbon : That attitude is why *I'm* in charge and you guys aren't.