The Mentalist (TV Series)

Paint It Red (2009)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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• Teresa Lisbon : Just follow procedure. Have fun!

  Patrick Jane : Where is the fun in that?

• Patrick Jane : May I borrow it for a while?

  Rob Wallace : Uh, I don't know about that. How - how do I know I'm going to get it back?

  Patrick Jane : Uh, let me put it to you this way. Lend it to me, or Agent Van Pelt here will take you and the painting back to Sacramento, and keep you there. And ask you mind numbing questions for hours and hours on end... Thank you.

• Teresa Lisbon : Arlov controls an oil pipeline this country needs. It's a National Security issue.

  Wayne Rigsby : Another argument for energy independence there.

  Patrick Jane : Where's he staying?

  Teresa Lisbon : I repeat: do not touch!

  Patrick Jane : Oh no. No. No touching. I promise.

• Patrick Jane : For what it's worth. I, uh, I just wanted to apologize for my pious rant earlier. I needed a pretext to burn the picture and your family dysfunction became it.

  A.P. Caid : No sir, no apology needed. There was some good hard truth in what you said.

• Teresa Lisbon : I wanna get Harry Lashley's killer as much as you do. But we cannot go after Arlov. The State Department...

  Patrick Jane : A fig to the State Department.

  Wayne Rigsby : I agree. Screw 'em.

  Teresa Lisbon : That attitude is why *I'm* in charge and you guys aren't.

• Patrick Jane : I showed you my identification to discourage you from killing me or torturing me or something. You might not get arrested for it, but you sure will make some kind of fuss.

  Shirali Arlov : I don't mind fuss. Anything to avoid boredom.