The Mentalist (TV Series)
Red Brick and Ivy (2008)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Teresa Lisbon : Tell me the truth.
Patrick Jane : Truth. Darth Vader? Luke's father.
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[last lines of the episode]
Teresa Lisbon : You wanna drive?
Patrick Jane : Ah, that's a very sweet offer. Did I really seem so sad?
Teresa Lisbon : What? I was just asking if you wanted to drive.
Patrick Jane : You don't like it when I drive. You despise it.
Teresa Lisbon : You drive way too fast.
Patrick Jane : I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control... and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa Lisbon : Never mind.
[starts the car]
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Teresa Lisbon : A psychiatrist? But you hate psychiatrists!
Patrick Jane : She was... a good psychiatrist.
Teresa Lisbon : She must have been, to keep you in the room.
Patrick Jane : It was a locked room.
Teresa Lisbon : ...Oh.
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Sophie Miller : Well, I'm ruined as a scientist. So, I'll probably go back to helping people one by one.
Patrick Jane : I think that's a great idea. You're very good at that.
Sophie Miller : ...Thanks...
[Patrick leans across and kisses her on the cheek]
Patrick Jane : Goodbye, Sophie. Be well.
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Patrick Jane : In the future, I hope your love life is a little more peaceful. And if it's not, and the next lover turns out dead again, do me a favor? Don't call me.
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Teresa Lisbon : Aww, Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick Jane : Well, yeah, it was... yeah, on the cheek.
Teresa Lisbon : Still counts.
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Patrick Jane : Forget about the Animal Equality League. *We* should firebomb the place, they're putting us out of a job.
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Professor Stutzer : That's what these animal rights maniacs don't understand, we are trying to create a world of peace, where everyone is safe.
Patrick Jane : From monkey attacks.
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Patrick Jane : She couldn't kill anyone unless they told her to in a firm voice.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, that's funny. "Don't listen to control freaks." "Whatever you say, sir!"
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Professor Stutzer : We are plumbing the depths of the human soul. Do you know what's down there? Do you know what your soul is made of?
Patrick Jane : Frogs and snails and puppy dogs' tails?
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Professor Stutzer : The engine doesn't work? You were pretending?
Sophie Miller : It doesn't work.
Professor Stutzer : Pretending. To catch the chancellor. Or me, I suppose. You couldn't know which.
Patrick Jane : No. I thought it was you.