- Special Agent G. Callen: Is there a reason we're not meeting in a bar right now?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well yeah, it's 10 o'clock in the morning.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I don't know what's worse: getting older or getting wiser.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: It's called a legend. It's a word coined by the Stasi, the East German Secret Police during the cold war. Now their idea was to create a cover so deep it could stand up to any scrutiny: passports, documents, work papers, even family histories. And none of it true. All a... a legend.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, we've got some activity. We are not the only ones looking at Chandler. A BOLO's been issued out of Los Angeles. Nationwide alert.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: LAPD?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Negative.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Who issued the BOLO, McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We did, Boss. It's NCIS.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: Why do you want to know?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Just looking out for my family
- Special Agent Lara Macy: G, you don't have any family.
- Special Agent G. Callen: That's cold, Mace.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: But true.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Gibbs is family... You too.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Macy still the agent in charge there?
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: You got a problem.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs scoffs and starts to leave] She might.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Well, you're both on the same team. Work it out.
- Officer Ziva David: OSP?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Office of Special Projects. NCIS undercover. Surveillance.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Supercool toys.
- Officer Ziva David: After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Beaver. Eager beaver. Not platypus. Why does that bother me so much? Don't answer that.
- [Ziva's phone rings]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Answer that.
- Abby Sciuto: [Speaking of Agent Macy] You know her. Not a question, Gibbs. You know her.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You find out anything, Abs, you contact me first. And then you can send it on to her.
- Abby Sciuto: Are you going somewhere?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, that's why I came down here to tell you. Los Angeles.
- Abby Sciuto: Into the lioness's den?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs kisses Abby on the cheek] I'm taking McGee.
- [Gibbs starts to leave]
- Abby Sciuto: Gibbs... It's just... last time you guys went to LA, one of you didn't come back.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'll bring him back, Abs.
- [Gibbs leaves]
- Abby Sciuto: Just... make sure you bring yourself back too.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: [Speaking of Gibbs] You should have slept with him way back then. Whenever then was. I was probably in Elementary School, yeah.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: How do you know I didn't?
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: I can tell you right now...
- Special Agent Lara Macy: *Don't* answer that!
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Okay. Cool.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: You scare me.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Yep.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: Leave.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I'll just ask Gibbs about what happened.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: Yeah, let me know if you do... I want to be there to see him sit you on your ass.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [after Hanna sends Abby a photo using a giant touch screen] Oh I really got to get one of these.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: You got problems.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: A word of advice, Jethro. Let me do my job.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Like you did the first time we met?
- [Rises and leaves]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That is not coffee.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: [Over an MTAC feed] You tell Gibbs to call me when he arrives.
- Special Agent Lara Macy: You can tell him yourself.
- [Gibbs enters]
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hello Director Vance.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: I know how excited you two are about working together. I told Sec Nav I have my best people on this case. A lot of nervous people at the Pentagon. Don't make me come out there.
- Mossad Officer Michael Rivkin: Your father sends his love.
- Officer Ziva David: What else does my father send?
- Mossad Officer Michael Rivkin: [Puts his hand on Ziva's hand] Me.