Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Two Finger Rule (2009)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Charlie Harper : What are you guys talking about?
Dr. Herb Melnick : Masturbating at the YMCA.
Charlie Harper : Really? Just talk, right?
Alan Harper : Yeah, but the night is young.
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Charlie Harper : Sure you don't want a drink?
Alan Harper : Drinking alcohol just makes me depressed.
Charlie Harper : See, the trick is to drink past that. It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.
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Chelsea : Can you explain this, Charlie?
Charlie Harper : I'd love to.
Chelsea : I'm waiting.
Charlie Harper : I can't. That's why I said I'd love to.
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Charlie Harper : [to Chelsea, who is leaving] Don't go!
Alan Harper : [to Melissa, over the phone] Don't hang up!
Charlie Harper , Alan Harper : I love you!
[Both look at each other]
Berta : And I love you, too.
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Dr. Herb Melnick : I could get used to this.
Charlie Harper : Don't.
Alan Harper : As far as Charlie's concerned, "mi casa es mi casa".