The Amazing Johnathan Live (2007 Video)

Penny Wiggins: Psychic Tanya

Quotes 

• The Amazing Johnathan : Ok, tell the audience what you see?

  Psychic Tanya : Ok, I see a 5 of shovels, and an ace of puppy paws.

  The Amazing Johnathan : Might those be the cards I just stapled over your eyes?

  Psychic Tanya : Oh, yeah.

• The Amazing Johnathan : We're going to blindfold Psychic Tanya...

  Psychic Tanya : No, no. It's "Madam Isabella, queen of the night"

  The Amazing Johnathan : Oh, great. You fucking changed it again.

  Psychic Tanya : Yup. Ha ha ha grrrr. Madam Isabella

  The Amazing Johnathan : Yeah, we heard you the first time. Shut up. SHUT UP. Ok, so we're blindfolding Psycho Tanya...

• The Amazing Johnathan : You stay rigjt here. I dont need you wondering off and getting locked under the stairwell agaub.

  Psychic Tanya : Ha ha ha. That was so funny. Hahaha. It was like "Security Where's Tanya" I'm like "I'm Right here" ha ha ha

  The Amazing Johnathan : Yeah, cause we where looking so fucking hard for you.

• Psychic Tanya : [Off stage having been escorted off by Chris]  NO. Bad touch. BAD touch.

  The Amazing Johnathan : What Did she say? Yeah, Bullshit. If I hear her say "bad touch" around you again, you're going straight back to prison,Chris... . that's her brother.

  [Audience laughs] 

  The Amazing Johnathan : What that's funny to you that her brother touches her?...... .. my kinda people!