The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Fran Kranz: Marty
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Quotes
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Marty : Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand, here. Do not read the Latin.
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Marty : Okay, my turn! Jules!
Jules : Mmm?
Marty : Truth or dare?
Jules : Let's go dare.
Marty : All right. I dare you... to make out with...
Curt : Please say "Dana," please say "Dana," please say "Dana."
Marty : ...that moose, over there.
Dana : Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?
Marty : Whatever that mysterious beast is.
Curt : That's a wolf.
Holden : That's clearly a wolf.
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Marty : Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they... and he will bind them... with ancient logics.
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Marty : Good work, zombie arm.
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Marty : Yeah, I, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?
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Marty : [referring to a one-way mirror that was discovered] It was the pioneer days. People had to make their own interrogation rooms.
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Marty : [after discovering a hidden camera] Oh, my God. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.
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Marty : [drives up smoking a bong] People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner.
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Marty : [to Dana kissing Holden] He's got a husband's bulge.
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[the Zombie Redneck Torture Family are attacking the cabin]
Curt : Look. We gotta lock this place down.
Marty : He's right.
Curt : We'll go room by room. Barricade every window and door. We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together.
Hadley : [Watching the kids from the control room, Hadley slaps his forehead] Fuck!
Sitterson : Calm down. Watch the master work.
[Sitterson pushes buttons on the control panel. A grille opens in a cabin wall and a gas pours through it; Curt enters the room and is affected by the gas at once]
Curt : This isn't right.
Holden : What? What's the matter?
Curt : Th-This isn't right. We should split up. We-We can cover more ground that way.
Holden : [also affected by the gas] Yeah... Yeah. Good idea.
Marty : [in disbelief that they just said something so stupid] Really?
[a zombie's axe crashes through a wall]
Curt : You guys, you guys, get in your rooms.
[Marty has a protesting expression as his friends run to different rooms. Cut to Hadley placidly eating popcorn]
Hadley : Lock 'em in.
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Dana : The whole world, Marty.
The Director : ...Is in your hands, Dana. There is no other way. You have to be strong.
Marty : [sarcastically] Yeah, Dana. You feeling strong?