Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (TV Mini Series)

Act III (2008)

Nathan Fillion: Captain Hammer

Quotes 

• Captain Hammer : Give my regards to St Peter... or whoever does his job... but in hell.

• Captain Hammer : It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat / But you know who does that? Lassie, and she always gets a treat / So you wonder what your part is / Because you're homeless and depressed / But home is where the heart is / So your real home's in your chest / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone's got villains they must face / They're not as cool as mine / But folks you know it's fine to know your place / Everyone's a hero in their own way / In their own not-that-heroic way / So I thank my girlfriend Penny / Yeah, we totally had sex / She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex / There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind / It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone's got something they can do / Get up go out and fly / Especially that guy, he smells like poo / Everyone's a hero in their own way / You and you and mostly me and you / I'm poverty's new sheriff / And I'm bashing in the slums / A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary alcoholic bums / Everybody! / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone can blaze a hero's trail / Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin 'tard you will prevail / Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone's a hero in their...

• Captain Hammer : [singing]  This is so nice / Just might sleep with the same girl twice / They say it's better the second time / They say you get to do the weird stuff!

  Groupie #1 , Groupie #2 , Groupie #3 : [singing]  We do the weird stuff!

• Captain Hammer : I hate the homeless

  [pause] 

  Captain Hammer : ... ness problem that plagues our city.

• Captain Hammer : Give my regards to St. Peter- or you know, whoever has his job... but in Hell.

• Captain Hammer : [singing]  Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin 'tard you will prevail.

• Captain Hammer : [after Death Ray explodes]  Oh, I'm in pain. I think this is what pain feels like.

• Captain Hammer : [singing]  Everyone's a hero in their own way / Everyone can blaze a hero's trail / Don't worry if it's hard / If you're not a friggin' 'tard you will prevail!