Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
A Spark. To Pierce the Dark. (2009)
Eva Longoria: Gabrielle Solis
Quotes
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Tom Scavo : So what do you gals do when you get together?
Gabrielle Solis : Mostly gossip. You got any good gossip?
Tom Scavo : ...Oh I heard Ed Simmons got a new Harley!
Gabrielle Solis : ...You know I should get back...
Tom Scavo : Come on give me a break. I'm still new at this.
Gabrielle Solis : Ok. We'll start with something a little easier. Bitching.
Tom Scavo : I can handle that! Bitch away!
Gabrielle Solis : Well, I am so pissed at Carlos, he is never home. And when he is, he's to tired to do anything. And by anything I mean sex.
[Tom stares at her]
Gabrielle Solis : Are you uncomfortable?
Tom Scavo : A little... go on.
Gabrielle Solis : Well we've never had a drought like this it's been almost two weeks.
Tom Scavo : Two weeks? That's a drought for you?
Gabrielle Solis : Yeah. Lately Carlos just doesn't want to do it
Tom Scavo : Err! Wrong! Guys always wanna do it.
Gabrielle Solis : Really?
Tom Scavo : Yeah!
Gabrielle Solis : Even if you're tired and get home late?
Tom Scavo : Even if we're exhausted and late and been shot in the leg... twice! We still want to. So you've just gotta get past the tired adult to find the horny teenage boy inside.
Gabrielle Solis : Huh. It's good to know... You're good at this girl talk thing!
Tom Scavo : Well thanks! So um, does Lynette ever talk about me and sex?
Gabrielle Solis : ...Yeah, I should get back...