iCarly (TV Series)

iWin a Date (2008)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

Quotes 

• Shannon : I think Freddie is cute and smart.

  Sam Puckett : Okay. What did you eat for breakfast, a big bowl of crazy flakes?

  Reuben : [standing behind Sam]  There's my raspberry soccer ball.

  Sam Puckett : And speaking of crazy flakes, it's you!

• Sam Puckett : So, listen, you guys wanna be on the next iCarly?

  Shannon : Really?

  Celine : What are we gonna do?

  Sam Puckett : Well, let's just say one of you is gonna win a date with an awesome guy.

  Shannon : Freddie?

  Sam Puckett : I said awesome guy, not "ridiculous goob."

• Reuben : [to Sam]  You don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time.

  Sam : Yes. That is so true. And you know what else is true? I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian eskimo whose got ointment all over his bumbleberry.

  Reuben : [looks disgusted]  Oh, I can't believe you just said that to me!

  [runs off]