It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac and Dennis: Manhunters (2008)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

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• Frank Reynolds : I went on a manhunt once. I just got back from Nam. I was hitchhiking through Oregon. Next thing I know there's a bunch of cops chasing after me through the woods! I had to take them all out, it was a bloodbath!

  Mac : Dude that's Rambo.

  Dennis Reynolds : And that's not the first time you've compared yourself to Jon Rambo by the way.

  Mac : You know what? This is making me think I could get on board with a manhunt.

  Frank Reynolds : NO! YOU DO NOT GO ON A MANHUNT!

  Dennis Reynolds : [Mac and Dennis start laughing hysterically]  Screw you.

• Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara : Oh yes, Mac and Dennis, get ready for a mouthful of strawberry blond, hair covered balls.

  Frank Reynolds : [stunned]  What is it with you people? You're touching each other's nipples, putting your balls in each other's mouths... I just don't understand your generation.

• Frank Reynolds : Ah I see you two are enjoying my meat. I was just buying some wine. A nice port to compliment what you two have just eaten. By the way, you know what you've just eaten right?

  Dee Reynolds : Was it venison?

  Frank Reynolds : You WISH it was venison!

  Charlie Kelly : What is it then?

  Frank Reynolds : THAT which you have just eaten, which your taste buds have savored, which your teeth have just torn apart, THAT is human meat.

• Frank Reynolds : [Charlie and Dee are discussing where to get some human meat from Frank]  That wasn't human meat! It was raccoon meat. You probably got a tapeworm, that stuff is loaded with parasites!

  Charlie Kelly : [Charlie starts laughing hysterically]  Raccoon meat! BULLSHIT!

  Dee Reynolds : Oh yes Frank, we're gonna go get some of that human meat of yours!

  Charlie Kelly : [brandishing a butcher knife]  I'M GONNA CHOP A PIECE OF THAT FAT LITTLE CALF MUSCLE OF YOURS AND I'M GONNA EAT IT! GET HIM!

  [Charlie and Dee chase after Frank] 

  Mac : And the hunt is on once again.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh those two are gonna have so much fun.

  [Dennis goes and locks the door] 

  Mac : Yes indeed. But the question still remains with what to do with Mr. Cricket.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yup Mac, it's just us now. Just you and me, and a couple of pairs of sour, sweaty balls.