It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis (2008)

Eileen Fogarty: Female Bank Clerk

Quotes 

• Female Bank Clerk : All right. And what is the reason you're requesting a loan today?

  Mac : Wait for it. Gasoline.

  Female Bank Clerk : Excuse me?

  Mac : Don't rush me.

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't rush him.

  Mac : Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan. You give us a shitload of money, we buy a shitload of gasoline. We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline, and make a shitload of profit.

  Female Bank Clerk : Gentlemen, we tend to give loans to businesses, not, um...

  Mac : She's not getting it. Get the graph.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh yeah, the graph.

  Mac : We have a graph.

  Dennis Reynolds : [holds up graph]  Yeah, check this out. Now these are the gas prices last year, these are the gas prices this year, and this is what the gas prices will be.

  Female Bank Clerk : [indicating women drawings]  And what are those?

  Dennis Reynolds : Uh, these are gorgeous women with heaving breasts.

  Female Bank Clerk : Why?

  Dennis Reynolds : Uh, well, to be perfectly honest, we sort of thought we'd be speaking to a man today, so...

  Mac : Yeah. Is there any way that we could talk to your boss? Because I think he would understand more better.

  Female Bank Clerk : My boss is a woman.

  Mac : Really?

  Dennis Reynolds : Your boss is a woman? Now this is a strange bank.

  Female Bank Clerk : Okay, well, I am definitely rejecting your request for $300,000 to buy gasoline.