"Everybody Hates Chris" Everybody Hates Doc's (TV Episode 2008) - Robin Givens as Stacy

Stacy : Mm, mm, mm. I should have known better.

Chris : Should have known better what?

Narrator : Known better than to listen to a sneaky 15-year-old.

Stacy : It is the same thing over and over again! And Stacy is tired of it! Stacy is not a fool. When Stacy smells smoke, Stacy doesn't stand around and wait for the fire! Stacy is leaving!

Narrator : Referring to yourself in the third person. It's not just for athletes anymore.
Stacy : Chris, Doc is a liar and I know that you want to take up for him, but he doesn't deserve another chance. Ooh! He is like all the other men I've ever dated! He lied, they lied because they're liars.

Narrator : The story of the Bush Administration.
Stacy : Chris, don't grow up to be like that. No matter how much you think you may hurt a woman's feelings, you have to tell her the truth. She may hate you, she may burn down your house or pour bleach on your clothes or attack your new girlfriend with ants or take every dime you make. She may scratch your car with a rake or use your home phone to call China long distance. Or she could put milk and detergent in your gas tank. Or put turpentine and nail polish remover and itching powder in your underwear.

[two hours later]

Stacy : She may glue your private parts to your leg. She may send an assassination threat to the president with your return address.
Stacy : Chris, everybody likes me.

Chris : No. Nobody likes you except for Doc and Drew, and Drew doesn't count. He just likes pie.

Robin Givens: Stacy