- Vanessa Abrams: That's easy for you to say, you didn't just pull a Janet Jackson at the Snowflake Ball.
- Isabel Coates: [enters] Feast your eyes, ladies.
- [twirls to show off new evening dress]
- Isabel Coates: Well, what do you think?
- [doesn't realize it's diaphanous]
- Hazel Williams: I think you shouldn't stand in front of a light in that dress.
- [chuckles]
- Isabel Coates: [Jenny signals her to take a look in the mirror] Oh, my God, it's see-through!
- Hazel Williams: That's one way to be the center of attention.
- Penelope: At least you won't have to worry about going home alone.
- Blair Waldorf: Chuck is in for the shock of his life. I have depths he'll never plumb. But I know every inch of his wafer-thin soul.
- [holds up high-heeled shoes]
- Blair Waldorf: What do you think? You're right. Louboutin peep-toes. Always.
- [starts putting them on]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Hey, just so you know... seeing someone else with your ex, even if you think you're ready... not easy.
- Blair Waldorf: I assume you're talking about your lame outer-boroughs double date last night. What happened?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, nothing. It was great. RIght up until Dan asked Lexi to go with him to the Snowflake Ball.
- Blair Waldorf: So they're going to the dance?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Yeah. And then I found out she tends to extend herself to guys on a first date.
- Blair Waldorf: So?
- Serena van der Woodsen: So we're... we're friends. So should I, like, give him a heads-up or something?
- Blair Waldorf: [sarcastic] Absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off-guard with sex on the first date.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [sighs] You're right. You're right. I should... just not think about it.
- Blair Waldorf: Exactly. Like I'm sure Dan doesn't think about you and Aaron all horizontal and sweaty.
- [no response from Serena, and Blair looks up]
- Blair Waldorf: Wait, you guys have slept together, haven't you?
- [no answer]
- Blair Waldorf: Why not? He's hot. And you actually like him. How often do you find that in the same guy?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Which is why I haven't rushed into anything.
- Blair Waldorf: You wanna wait, fine, but in the meantime Dan is gonna be taking a ride on the Lexicoaster. Think about it.
- Penelope: Hazel and Is are cramping my style, and I need something custom.
- Jenny Humphrey: [spitefully] I'm very expensive.
- Penelope: I hope so.