Gossip Girl (TV Series)
In the Realm of the Basses (2009)
Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
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Quotes
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Blair Waldorf : S, I have to tell you something. I did something so stupid.
Serena van der Woodsen : B, what is it?
Blair Waldorf : I told Chuck I loved him.
[shakes her head]
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, my gosh, that's great!
Blair Waldorf : Great? No!
[shakes her head]
Blair Waldorf : It's awful! Not only did he not say it back, but he disappeared for a month. I could just... go back and strangle myself as the words come out.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I'm sure Chuck will say it back. He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.
Blair Waldorf : Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo. And there's something else...
Dan Humphrey : [sneaking up on Selena from behind] Hey!
[kisses her]
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, hey. This is my news. When I was in Buenos Aires...
Blair Waldorf : A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna go vomit now.
[walks away]
Dan Humphrey : [to back of departing Blair] Happy new year.
Serena van der Woodsen : She just needs time.
Dan Humphrey : Mm-hmm.
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Jenny Humphrey : Okay, what's with the cold front?
Rufus Humphrey : Nothing. Eat your breakfast.
Dan Humphrey : Dad doesn't want me dating Serena.
Jenny Humphrey : Wait, what? You guys are back together? How did I not know this?
Rufus Humphrey : I'd rather that we didn't discuss this right now.
Jenny Humphrey : Dad, Serena's like the best thing that's ever happened to Dan. She's smart and she's funny and she's like nine levels hotter than him.
[giggles]