Gossip Girl (TV Series)

In the Realm of the Basses (2009)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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• Chuck Bass : No one cares.

  Blair Waldorf : I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.

  Chuck Bass : I'm sorry.

• Chuck Bass : [shouts]  I'm Chuck Bass!

  [pauses] 

  Chuck Bass : No one cares.

  Blair Waldorf : I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere, I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do that to me.

  [reaches to Chuck] 

  Blair Waldorf : Please!

• Blair Waldorf : You idiot! You don't surprise someone standing off the edge of a building!

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair]  Hey, did Jack find Chuck?

  Blair Waldorf : Yeah, what was left of him. I'm surprised they made it through Customs. Chuck's body odor could have given a contact high to half of Manhattan.

• Blair Waldorf : Hey, Eric, have you seen Chuck?

  Eric van der Woodsen : A while ago, he said something about wanting to take a view from above.

  Jack Bass : He probably meant upstairs.

  Blair Waldorf : Clearly you don't know Chuck. He has a thing for the rooftops.

• Jack Bass : Blair, you came to greet us.

  Blair Waldorf : Not you, Chuck. You said you found him.

  Jack Bass : In Bangkok. He was staying at our hotel there. You hear the term "den of iniquity", but until you really see one...

  Blair Waldorf : Do you have him or not?

• Blair Waldorf : I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair]  B, is everything okay? I came as fast as I could.

  Blair Waldorf : Fine, false alarm.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Wait, what happened?

  Blair Waldorf : Chuck. He's holed up at Victrola in some Jim Morrison downward spiral, sad in a way. Luckily it's not my concern.

• Blair Waldorf : Chuck, stop. All this doesn't help. It isn't you.

  Chuck Bass : Wrong. Bart may have been a bastard, but he saw me better than anyone. Simply living up to my potential. It's time to let go of your fantasies.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair]  He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.

  Blair Waldorf : Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.

• Blair Waldorf : S, I have to tell you something. I did something so stupid.

  Serena van der Woodsen : B, what is it?

  Blair Waldorf : I told Chuck I loved him.

  [shakes her head] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, my gosh, that's great!

  Blair Waldorf : Great? No!

  [shakes her head] 

  Blair Waldorf : It's awful! Not only did he not say it back, but he disappeared for a month. I could just... go back and strangle myself as the words come out.

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, I'm sure Chuck will say it back. He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.

  Blair Waldorf : Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo. And there's something else...

  Dan Humphrey : [sneaking up on Selena from behind]  Hey!

  [kisses her] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, hey. This is my news. When I was in Buenos Aires...

  Blair Waldorf : A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna go vomit now.

  [walks away] 

  Dan Humphrey : [to back of departing Blair]  Happy new year.

  Serena van der Woodsen : She just needs time.

  Dan Humphrey : Mm-hmm.

• Blair Waldorf : [re Chuck at his burlesque club]  Just go home.

  Chuck Bass : Well, that would be rude, since I'm hosting a party here tonight. I posted it on Gossip Girl. Maybe you'll grace us with a dance.