Gossip Girl (TV Series)

You've Got Yale! (2009)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

Quotes 

• Serena van der Woodsen : I wasn't supposed to say anything, but you are going to Yale. You got in. In early admission.

  Blair Waldorf : What?

  Dan Humphrey : How do you know that?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Because I declined my acceptance. You're next in line. They're gonna call you in a couple of hours.

  Dan Humphrey : Whoa. You got in.

  Blair Waldorf : You're the Constance student?

  [Turns to minions] 

  Blair Waldorf : Cancel the Nelly Yuki project now!

• Nate Archibald : [about Vanessa]  I saw a DVD of 'The Ring Cycle' at her house and I figured she might like some champagne in my family's box.

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah, that's good, that's good. Don't tell her you saw that DVD though, because I pointed it out once and she made me watch the whole thing with no sub-titles. If you've ever seen "A Clockwork Orange" then you know how that ended up.

  Nate Archibald : What's a clockwork orange?

• Dan Humphrey : [to Serena]  Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I'll end up in the right place. But what if I don't get in?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Forget you. What if I do and Blair doesn't?

  Dan Humphrey : Fire and brimstone, a lot of bitchy asides. Death by Dorota.

• Dan Humphrey : That's Miss Carr? I guess she has Benjamin Button syndrome.