Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Age of Dissonance (2009)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : [barged into dressing room where Nelly is trying to get out of her weighty costume]  No, leave it. She'll need all the padding she can get.

  Nelly Yuki : What is your problem?

  Blair Waldorf : My problem is a two-faced, four-eyed devious little snipe in a fat suit.

• Blair Waldorf : Student sex in the costume closet? Is that what they mean by heartland values?

  [no answer from Rachel] 

  Blair Waldorf : I at least expect a denial.

  Rachel Carr : No.

  [voice quivering:] 

  Rachel Carr : I don't deny it.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, the Headmistress told me my fate at Yale is sealed. So the question is how do I make your fate as bleak as mine?

  Rachel Carr : I don't know what happened to me, I... I don't know what I've become... I'm... so sorry.

  Blair Waldorf : [considers this for a long time]  Well, your punishment is... just... just live with it. I should know. It's not easy.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [finds pensive Blair at bar nursing her martini]  B, I've been looking everywhere for you.

  [Blair regards her momentarily, then just looks down at her drink again] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : I know it was Rachel that sent the Gossip Girl blast. I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

  Blair Waldorf : Why would you?

  Serena van der Woodsen : What do you mean?

  Blair Waldorf : Believe me. Nine times out of ten I would have sent the blast. It's like you said, betrayal is in my nature.

  Serena van der Woodsen : That's not fair to you .

  Blair Waldorf : Spare me, Serena. I don't need a speech telling me what a good person I am. I know I'm not. Yale kicking me out is the karma I've earned.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair...

  Blair Waldorf : Could you please leave? I wanna be alone.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [gets up]  You're still my best friend.

  [walks off]