Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Never Been Marcused (2008)

Kristen Bell: Gossip Girl

Quotes 

• Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Chuck's date and Blair's date are mother and son! And Blair and Nate are exes! And Nate and the mother are in a book club. Now there's a novel twist!

• [first lines] 

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  As summer comes to an end, I'd like to share a few things I've learned about fun in the sun. Gossip Girl's Guide to Summer, tip number one: Don't fall asleep on the job. The best hookups are free of morning breath and awkward conversation.

  [a couple lies sleeping on the beach] 

  Gossip Girl : The only thing harder than making up is waking up.

  [song goes "How deep is your ocean, how high is your sky?"] 

  Dan Humphrey : [wakes up]  Uh... Hey.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Hi.

  [they kiss] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Morning. Mm.

  [reaches for blouse, slips it on] 

  Dan Humphrey : What?

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'm sorry. I... I'm just a little...

  Dan Humphrey : Overwhelmed?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Confused.

  [sighs] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Last night was...

  Dan Humphrey : It was amazing.

  [they kiss] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : And confusing.

  [chuckles] 

  Dan Humphrey : Okay. Now I'm... I'm a little confused.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well, it was so romantic, what you did, showing up here... And it feels so right to be together...

  Dan Humphrey : But you're having second thoughts.

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, I... I just think that we should think... before we get back together. Right?

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I thought this meant we were back together.

  [long passionate kiss...] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : [... from which she breaks free]  Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh...

  Dan Humphrey : I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, you're not.

  Dan Humphrey : I'm not.

  [Serena chuckles] 

  Dan Humphrey : At all!

  [more laughter from Serena] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : And neither am I. And I wanna keep it that way. But this is a big decision, and we did break up for a reason. Many reasons. But this was never our problem.

  [they kiss again] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Okay. I will see you back in the city.

  [plants kiss] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Fully clothed, with lots of people around. Okay?

  Dan Humphrey : Okay.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [walks off, turns back]  We'll talk.

  Dan Humphrey : [buttons shirt]  Yeah, about our problems.

  [as she walks away:] 

  Dan Humphrey : That sounds great.