Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Never Been Marcused (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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• Blair Waldorf : As his consort, I have to be able to hobnob with oligarchs and dictators.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well, if you can't find common ground with a dictator, I don't know who can.

• Blair Waldorf : Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question.

• Blair Waldorf : She made 'Waldorf' rhyme with 'Spears'! I may as well have gone commando and held my party at Nyla's Burger Basket!

• Serena van der Woodsen : Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.

  Blair Waldorf : It's like Roman Holiday but I'm Gregory Peck and he's Audrey Hepburn!

  Serena van der Woodsen : And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?

  Blair Waldorf : Revenge is so 12 hours ago! And just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a delicious dish in his own right.

• Blair Waldorf : [found Nate and Catherine in romantic tryst]  Oh, my effing God!

• Blair Waldorf : Can I just say how sorry I am that I judged you earlier? I thought you were just a callow, social-climbing former swimsuit model who married above her station only to be enslaved by her own insecurities. When I saw you rolling around on the floor with my adolescent ex, I realized you have a compassionate side.

• Blair Waldorf : Damn that mother-Chucker!

• Blair Waldorf : Revenge is so twelve hours ago.

• Blair Waldorf : [introduction to Lord Beaton]  Dan is a football fanatic.

  [chuckles] 

  Blair Waldorf : He's a huge Chelsea fan.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, me too. I just love the Balenciaga store.