Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Dark Night (2008)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair, this is your body's way of telling you!
Chuck Bass : I don't have a romantic bone in my body.
[glancing down at himself:]
Chuck Bass : Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some sort of... blockage. Perhaps...
Serena van der Woodsen : No!
Chuck Bass : One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
Serena van der Woodsen : You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!
Chuck Bass : I have to make myself presentable. I have a party to attend.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [Serena and Dan are stuck in the elevator] What do you want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
Dan Humphrey : I'm not getting into this now.
Serena van der Woodsen : We thought we could avoid dealing with last year, well, this is fate telling us we can't.
[Dan starts to jump to the top of the elevator]
Serena van der Woodsen : What are you doing?
Dan Humphrey : I'm getting out of here.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, someone's coming, the man said so.
Dan Humphrey : I think someone always comes to save Serena van der Woodsen.
Serena van der Woodsen : That's not fair.
Dan Humphrey : I know it's not, that's the point.
[Dan grabs ahold of the top of the elevator]
Serena van der Woodsen : Fine, you know what? Life's not fair because it doesn't fit with the way you, Dan Humphrey, think things should be! But why are you always right?
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Serena van der Woodsen : I forgive you for Georgina.
Dan Humphrey : And I forgive you... but I dunno.
Serena van der Woodsen : We keep having the same fight at Bart's brunch a year ago, at the wedding.
Dan Humphrey : And we talked about the fight at Bart's brunch.
Serena van der Woodsen : And now here. I can't change who I am Dan.
Dan Humphrey : Me neither. So what happens now?
Serena van der Woodsen : I don't really feel like talking.
Dan Humphrey : Yeah me neither.
[Serena rests her head on his shoulder]
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Serena van der Woodsen : [as Japanese air hostess leaves] Who was that?
Chuck Bass : A whiff of the Far East.
Serena van der Woodsen : [shakes her head] Sometimes I envy you, the way you just... Ew, what am I saying? You're disgusting.
Chuck Bass : Relax. Nothing happened with Madame Butterfly.
Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah, right.
Chuck Bass : No. Nothing happened. Same as nothing's been happening all week.
Serena van der Woodsen : What are you talking about? You've had different girls all week.
[then realizes nature of Chuck's problem]
Serena van der Woodsen : No.
Chuck Bass : I will take your incredulity as a compliment.