Gossip Girl (TV Series)

There Might be Blood (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : Limos and virgins, your specialty.

  Chuck Bass : Just so you know, while there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.

• Emma Boardman : Aren't you done? You won. You, Muffy, my mom. I'm the only loser.

  Blair Waldorf : You still don't get it. Having sex for the first time shouldn't be part of a competition to beat Muffy the lacrosse-stitute. It should be with someone you love.

  Emma Boardman : Was your first time with someone you loved?

  [pause] 

  Blair Waldorf : Yes, it was. And honestly there are better ways of getting your mother's attention.

  Emma Boardman : I told you this is about Muffy.

  Blair Waldorf : Please, I wrote the book on distracted self-centered mothers. My mom has never met a single one of my teachers, she regularly forgets my birthday, and she only comments on my appearance when she has something to criticize.

  Emma Boardman : But you're perfect.

  Blair Waldorf : True, but that's why I finally realized it wasn't about me, the same way it's not about you.

  Emma Boardman : My mom always says when we come to the city we're gonna hang out and do mother daughter things. It never happens.

  Blair Waldorf : So tell her that.

• Blair Waldorf : Thank you God so much I won't let you down.

  [looks at the picture of Emma's mom and another guy kissing] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Chuck's seeing if the doorman knows Emma's guy.

  Blair Waldorf : Why? Who cares about him?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair no, this poor little girl's mother's having an affair no wonder she's acting out.

  Blair Waldorf : So this is my golden ticket.

  [refers back to the picture] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : You are not blackmailing that woman to get into Yale!

  Blair Waldorf : Serena! Open your eyes, this is a sign from God he wants me to do this.

  Serena van der Woodsen : This family needs help!

  Blair Waldorf : Well no argument there, their even more screwed up than yours.

• Blair Waldorf : Oh, please! Stop your mouth from moving!

• Blair Waldorf : Emma, open up. Emma I know you're in there.

  [Blair knocking on Serge's apartment door trying to get Emma] 

  Emma Boardman : Go away! Serge is in the bathroom and when he gets out, there's gonna be one less virgin around here.

  Chuck Bass : You do have to admire her determination.

  Emma Boardman : I'm not letting Muffy lose hers before me, she beats me in everything.

  Chuck Bass : Tell her to check Gossip Girl.

  Blair Waldorf : Emma, do you have your phone? Check Gossip Girl, it's important.

  Emma Boardman : [picks up her phone]  Look I already told you nothing's gonna... what?

  [she opens the door] 

  Emma Boardman : It says Muffy's muff gets stuffed! Does that mean...

  Blair Waldorf : That little Muffy took her first steps as a woman, afraid so.

  Emma Boardman : She lost her virginity and her Gossip Girl cherry in the same night? But how did she get on Gossip Girl?

  Chuck Bass : It pays to have connections.

• Blair Waldorf : Looks like you got nailed just not in the way you wanted!

  Emma Boardman : Give me time. Serge and I were just moving the party over to his place.

  Blair Waldorf : Serge? Honestly, how tacky are you?

• Blair Waldorf : You! What did you do with her?

  Chuck Bass : Hey! She assaulted me. Demanded I deflower her.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, limos and virgins your specialty.

  Chuck Bass : Just so you know, what are the few things I consider sacred, the back of a limo is one of them.

  [Blair slightly smiles] 

• Serena van der Woodsen : You look beautiful. Can we go now?

  Blair Waldorf : Patience love. The sooner we get there the sooner the jig is up. I'll go check on the vestal virgin.

• Blair Waldorf : Well you finally did it, made absolutely sure I'm never gonna get into Yale.

  Serena van der Woodsen : What are you talking about?

  Blair Waldorf : Little Emma? Turns out she's less little Holly Hobby and more Jenna Jameson!

  Serena van der Woodsen : Can you speak plainly?

  Blair Waldorf : She's determined to become a woman on my watch and if I don't help pimmp her she's gonna charcter assassinate me to the Dean.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I don't understand I thought she liked ice cream and magic.

  Blair Waldorf : Next time leave the scheming to the experts. What are those?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Pictures from Camp Suisse. Aaron dressed up as Cecil the caterpillar. I bumped into him outside the Palace.

  Blair Waldorf : The guy gave you a ring pop when you were six, move on.

  Serena van der Woodsen : It was licorice and I was eight.

  Blair Waldorf : Ancient unimportant history, focus Serena you got me into this and I'm not losing Yale because that little twarts libido!

• Blair Waldorf : Oh sweet heaven.

  [Emma comes out wearing a risqué dress] 

  Emma Boardman : So, Muffy McDonough's been bragging about how she's gonna lose her virginity cause she finally landed a date with the lacrosse captain. They call him the d-virginator.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh my god stop your mouth from moving.

  Emma Boardman : But now that I finally have the night away from mom and dad we'll see whose first. I'm saying TTFN to my you-know-what.

  Blair Waldorf : Or maybe we'll see how your mom feels about your little clearance sale Lohan.

  Emma Boardman : Please I heard you talking about getting into Yale, well Dean Berube is like my uncle so hlep me or I tell him how you took me into a club and got me wasted.

• Emma Boardman : Is my Mom gone?

  Blair Waldorf : Yeah. So, what kind of movies do you like? Something where the animals sing, or...

  [sees Emma's short dress] 

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, sweet heaven!

• Blair Waldorf : Well, you finally did it! Made absolutely sure that I'm never gonna get into Yale.

  Serena van der Woodsen : What are you talking about?

  Blair Waldorf : Little Emma? Turns out she's less Holly Hobbit and more Jenna Jameson.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Could you speak plainly?

  Blair Waldorf : She's determined to become a woman on my watch, and if I don't help pimp her out, she's gonna character-assassinate me with the dean.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I don't understand. I thought she liked ice cream and magic.