Smallville (TV Series)
Bride (2008)
Erica Durance: Lois Lane
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Quotes
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Oliver Queen : [Lois is sitting outside on the porch away from the reception drinking champagne from the bottle when Oliver finds her] Want a glass with that?
Lois Lane : Oliver. Just the person I want to see right now.
Oliver Queen : [laughs] So, uh, want to tell me what started this lost weekend?
Lois Lane : Go on and enjoy the party. Trust me it will be a real buzz-kill to listen to me whine like Patsy Cline.
Oliver Queen : Yeah, you're probably right. You know, um... I may not be at the top of your confidant list, but if you ever want to talk, I'm here.
Lois Lane : [sighs] I'm just having all these feelings, and I don't know what they mean.
Oliver Queen : Oh. Well, who's the lucky guy?
Lois Lane : [sighs] Having this conversation with an ex is... bad enough without turning up the awkward dial.
Oliver Queen : [chuckles] Right. Well, you know, there's moving on in theory, and then there's the moment that it actually happens. If you like we can start now, and I'll just be a really good friend.
Lois Lane : Okay. It's like I was going along and it just snuck up on me. And I tried to ignore it, but then there are these moments that you can't. Maybe I was reading it wrong. And to add insult to injury, it all went down at tonight's tribute to romantic bliss. I know it sounds sappy... but I thought... just for a minute... that someone needed me.
Oliver Queen : Well, I'm sure he needs you, Lois.
Lois Lane : [scoffs] That's sweet of you to say, but how do you know?
[scoffs]
Oliver Queen : 'Cause I know Clark.
[chuckles]
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Jimmy Olsen : You know, speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus-one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent. You heard of him?
Lois Lane : Better wear your bow and arrow, Cupid. That bumbling tadpole is not my Prince Charming.
Jimmy Olsen : Well, maybe you just need to jump his lily pad and plant one on him. Come on. I've seen the way you two look at each other.
Lois Lane : [scoffs] You need to get your eyesight checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me. He likes... driving me crazy.
Jimmy Olsen : Flirtation 101, Lane. I mean, that's what a guy does when he's into a girl.
Lois Lane : Really?
Jimmy Olsen : Trust me. Lois and Clark would be great together. I can feel it in my gut.
Lois Lane : Well, take some Ex-Lax and get over it.
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Lois Lane : Jimmy's in bad shape.
Clark Kent : The nurse said they had him stabilized.
Lois Lane : But he's not out of the woods. He has severe internal bleeding. They're medevacing him to Star City to one of the country's top surgeons. I'm gonna go with him. I'll stay there until I hear from Chloe. Why did this have to happen to her? Why do these terrible things keep happening all around us?
Clark Kent : I promise. We're gonna get Chloe back.
Lois Lane : What if we can't?
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Colin : [Filming] Now be yourselves, just speak from the heart.
Clark Kent : Jimmy, Chloe. I can't tell you how happy I am the two of you found each other. You're very lucky to be together. Look, your wedding day's gonna be perfect - I'm gonna make sure of it.
Lois Lane : Stop hogging the spotlight, Smallville. Hey, cuz, you know that I love you, and I wish you and jimmy long and happy years together. And remember what The General always says - marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
[Thinks about what she just said]
Lois Lane : You can edit out that last part, right?
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Lois Lane : Mother Goose to Baby Bear. Mother Goose to Baby Bear. Come in, baby bear.
Jimmy Olsen : I'm getting married. Shouldn't I get bumped up to Papa Bear?
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Lois Lane : It's 1100 hours, people. We only got 'til sunset to change this little heifer house into my cousin's chapel of love, so let's pick up the pace.
[passing a caterer]
Lois Lane : Whoa. Hold on, Emeril. Dinnerware stays outside until the reception presto change-o.
Caterer : [turning to leave] Of course, no problem.
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Lois Lane : What's wrong?
Chloe Sullivan : Nothing.
[seeing Lois' look]
Chloe Sullivan : It's Davis Bloome. He... he's been calling all day. You know, deep down, I know he's a really great guy. I just think he's a little confused.
[seeing Lois' own confusion]
Chloe Sullivan : Last week, he kissed me and he told me he wasn't gonna let me marry the wrong guy.
Lois Lane : Are you starting to have feelings for tall, dark, and scary?
Chloe Sullivan : All I want is to walk down that aisle and marry the man I love.
Lois Lane : When did you know he was the one?
Chloe Sullivan : Lois, don't worry. When you meet your super-stud, you'll know.
Lois Lane : Please. This isn't about me. I need to get bitten by the love bug as much as I need a bite from a black widow.
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Clark Kent : "It's really hard for me to put my feelings into words, but from the moment we met, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you."
[touched, Lois turns around to say something]
Clark Kent : Jimmy's vows, they... they're really sweet.
Lois Lane : [her face falling] Yeah, he's a regular Cyrano.
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Lois Lane : Smallville, chop chop. Let's go. We can't have a wedding without the escort to give the bride away.
[stopping short when they see each other]
Lois Lane : Looks like you're ready.
Clark Kent : I have it all under control, except for these cuff links. They were my dad's, and I've never had to put them on before.
Lois Lane : Well, I guess you don't have much need for cuff links when you have a whole closetful of flannel shirts, huh, Farmer John? Big city boy, let me give you a lesson. You just have to make sure this part sticks up straight, and then it slides right in.
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Lois Lane : Do you have everything you need?
Chloe Sullivan : Almost. I have something old, something blue, something new, and I just need something borrowed to round out the tradition.
[looking around]
Chloe Sullivan : Ah-ha. When in trouble, leave it to Clark Kent to get you out of a jam.
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Clark Kent : What are you two girls doing?
Lois Lane : The bride needs somethig borrowed to take to the altar.
Chloe Sullivan : [as she opens the box, Clark begins to feel the effects of the kryptonite inside] How about she carry your piece of Smallville's finest meteor rock down the aisle?
Clark Kent : Hey, why don't you put that away? I... I have a better idea.
[as she closes the box, he picks up their high school year book and takes a small, white rose from inside]
Clark Kent : You gave that to me, freshman year, at the homecoming dance.
Chloe Sullivan : And you kept it all this time?
Clark Kent : I never throw away good memories.
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Lois Lane : My god. I have too much to do to start crying, but you look breathtaking.
Chloe Sullivan : If it wasn't for you, I would look more like the bride of Frankenstein than Cinderella. What you did to this barn is absolutely amazing, Lois.
