Five Bedrooms (TV Series)
Two Warnings (2021)
Johnny Carr: Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons
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[Simmo is about to confront Ben for accusing Heather of trying to act like his mother]
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : Now, we both know how I felt about your mum when I was younger.
Ben Chigwell : [his face screwed up] What?
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : We both know how hot she was. Still is, and anyone I met would be proud to be compared to Sandy Chigwell. Yeah? Not so much Heath, mate.
Ben Chigwell : [in an agonizing tone] Oh, what did they tell ya?
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : Well, it was just coming from Ains, and that's pretty much all she said.
Ben Chigwell : Oh, I didn't mean she was like my actual Mom, I just meant that... ah, fuckin' 'ell!
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : [quietly] I know.
Ben Chigwell : It wasn't even about her. I was pissed and I was starkin' up about everything. Most of it was really about Joe.
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : Well, tell her that, mate.
Ben Chigwell : Yeah?
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : Go in hard with an apology, and maybe stress that she's nothin' like your Mom. Tell her... she's so useful, like... J-Lo.
Ben Chigwell : No, J-Lo's nothing like her, mate.
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : Tell her she, she, she'd still fit into Mayer's clothes.
[Ben has a confused look]
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : No, don't say that. But say something, mate. Whatever it takes. Just fix it.
Ben Chigwell : [as Simmo walks away] You feeling again?
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : [turning back toward Ben] Hey?
Ben Chigwell : You really that into my Mom?
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : [brushing it off] It was mostly tail end of year eight... few weeks in the summer of 2013 if I'm honest. Yeah, she wore a hell of a dress to your thirtieth.
Ben Chigwell : Come on...
Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons : I still think about her.