Captain Planet and the Planeteers (TV Series)

The Ark (1991)

Edward Asner: Hoggish Greedly

Quotes 

• Hoggish Greedly : You're lookin' at the future cite of Hog Heaven Golf Resort - sweetest little pork-barrel project you ever saw.

  Wheeler : In a pig's eye!

  Hoggish Greedly : Outta the way, smart-aleck! We're playin' through! Fore!

  [revs up the golf-cart] 

  Gi : Sorry. *This* hole has a nasty habit. Water!

  [draws water from a pond to spray them, Greedly topples into the rear] 

  MAL : This situation calls for a driver.

  Gi : I'll mow 'em down, MAL, baby.

  [gets into the driver's seat and takes off, Kwame dives aside from it and finds himself in its path again after it U-turns] 

  Kwame : I can see *this* hole. Earth!

  [creates an earthquake to cause a divide] 

• Hoggish Greedly : What the - ? They're giving back my money!

  MAL : This does not compute.

• Mohan : Our village decided to *preserve* the forest. We may not get as many rich tourists, but a wilderness is priceless.

  Hoggish Greedly : Too bad. Guess we'll just have to ruin the forest for free. That's the fair way.

  [laughs] 

• Hoggish Greedly : [hitting exploding golf-balls at them]  Now I'm really teed off!

  Kwame : Time for us to call a heavy hitter of our own! Let our powers combine!

• [last lines] 

  Gaia : Thanks for bringing back my Planeteers, Collector.

  Collector : [with two unidentifiable creatures]  It's a rare pleasure, Gaia. Most of my creatures no longer have homes to return to.

  Gaia : Just one other thing - I'd rather you left *those* two behind as well.

  [gestures to Greedly and Blight, in one of Collector's matrices ready to be transported, Collector releases them] 

  Collector : Now behave yourselves.

  Hoggish Greedly : Oh, y-y-y-y-yes, yes, sir, uh, uh, uh, ma'am, uh, it.

  Dr. Blight : ...Whatever you say!

  [they hustle off] 

  Collector : You know, Gaia, I didn't think anyone would miss those two.

  Gaia : No one would. It's just that I can't bear to have the rest of the galaxy think *they* represent humanity.

  Gaia : It *would* be a shame. Wouldn't it?

  Linka , Wheeler , Gi , Kwame , Ma-Ti : YES!

  Collector : And now, I must return to the Space Ark. Keep up your good work, Planeteers.

  [speaks in his native language, Gaia says something back, and with a last word he enters a pipe into space and vanishes] 

  Wheeler : Hey, I didn't know you could speak his language. What'd he say?

  Gaia : Collector says that no matter where you're from or what language you speak, we're all in this together.