- Hassie McCoy: [begins crying] Oh, Grandpa
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: Hush!
- Hassie McCoy: I won't hush! Everything's happening so fast! You've got me so confused, I don't know what I'm doing!
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: You're gettin' married - that's what you're doin'!
- Hassie McCoy: That's just it - I don't want to get married!
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: What? What about you, Jerry?
- Jerry: I'm kinda confused myself!
- Hassie McCoy: After all, I'm only sixteen - I'm not ready yet! There's so much to do - I haven't even finished high school!
- Jerry: And I probably won't get my football letter!
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: Well, that's a fine state of affairs! Best forget the whole thing!