Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)

Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (2008)

Susie Essman: Self - Roaster

Quotes 

• John Stamos : I tried to get our next roaster's autograph; then I realized she wasn't Gene Simmons. Please welcome the least attractive cast member on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Susie Essman!

  Susie Essman : Thank you, pretty boy! I had no idea, John, you had such a sharp tongue. That must really hurt Saget's ass.

• Susie Essman : Jeff, my darling husband. Not in real life. You know I love you. People are always fascinated by you and are always asking me "Is Jeff really fat?" No, the camera adds 465 pounds.