Captain Planet and the Planeteers (TV Series)

An Inside Job (1991)

Kath Soucie: Linka

Quotes 

• Linka : [Sludge's drain shoots out a massive amount of sewage into the river where the Planeteers stand on a rock]  We need a plumber, and fast.

  Kwame : I know one who is always on call. Let our powers combine!

• Linka : If my calculations are correct, we are now in Kwame's intestines!

  Ma-Ti : Let us try the forward spotlight.

  [flicks a switch, a beam shows bacteria ahead] 

  Gi : Oh, no! Water-borne parasites! They came from the polluted water!

  Wheeler : [they approach]  Maybe you should've left the lights *off*, Ma-Ti.

  Linka : Bosha moy! They are attacking the Ecosub!

  Sly Sludge : [moans]  They're gonna open us like a can of sardines! Get me out of here, you stupid eco-geeks!

  Linka : [strides over to him]  Do not call us stupid! *You* are the one who polluted the water!

• Linka : [Wheeler and Ma-Ti are about to battle parasites]  Be careful, Ma-Ti.

  [beat] 

  Linka : And, you too, Wheeler.

  Wheeler : Hey, does this mean you care?

  [she shuts the door on them] 

• Linka : You were supposed to make a right turn at the bioduct. Do you have any idea where you are going?

  Wheeler : No. But when we get to the next gas station, you can ask directions.

• Dr. Blight : [MAL struggles to release Dr. Blight as Kwame writhes on the floor]  Take your time, MAL. It looks like those parasites are attacking that Planet brat's brain!

  [the Planeteers experience it at a booming volume within Kwame's right ear] 

  Ma-Ti : Oh, no! Did you hear that?

  Wheeler : [clutching his ears]  Ahh! I don't think I'll hear anything else for a week!

  Linka : I told you to stay in the main artery, but, nyet, you had to take shortcut.

• Ma-Ti : [in the brain]  What are those lights?

  Linka : Kwame's thoughts. Let us hope he does not have a brainstorm while we are in here.

• Wheeler : Hey, Sludge! Come back here, you ponytailed parasite!

  Linka : We will never catch him!

  Ma-Ti : Stealing our sub? He's got a nerve!

  Gi : Not only that, but he's *in* one! The Vagus nerve, which leads right to the lungs!

• Gaia : [Planeteer Alert]  People upstream dump waste into rivers and lakes without thinking about the people downstream.

  Gi : Just because water looks clear doesn't mean it's safe to drink.

  Kwame : Water can contain all sorts of microscopic organisms.

  Wheeler : Once inside you, they can make you really sick.

  Linka : So never dump your waste into the lakes or rivers.

  Ma-Ti : And if you have any doubts about drinking water, boil it first.

  Captain Planet : The power is yours!