Easy A (2010)

Aly Michalka: Rhiannon

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Quotes 

• Olive Penderghast : What's your problem?

  Rhiannon : You really want to know what my problem is?

  Olive Penderghast : No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.

  Rhiannon : We are not friends anymore.

  Olive Penderghast : Oh.

  Rhiannon : We are officially over!

  Olive Penderghast : OH RATS!

  Rhiannon : Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! It's way too loose around your chest anyway!

  Olive Penderghast : Ohhhhh, burn!

• Rhiannon : Please tell me the rumors are true!

  Olive Penderghast : Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut.

  Rhiannon : No, no! Not that one. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit.

  Olive Penderghast : I worry about the way information circulates at this school.

• Rhiannon : You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?

  Olive Penderghast : Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants.

• Rhiannon : [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend]  Wait a minute. You didn't have...?

  Olive Penderghast : What? No. No, of course not.

  Rhiannon : You liar! You totally lost your V-card to him.

  Olive Penderghast : No, I didn't.

  Rhiannon : Yes, you did. Tell me everything.

  Olive Penderghast : Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl.

  Rhiannon : The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend?

  Olive Penderghast : What?

  Rhiannon : I want every detail!

  Olive Penderghast : Rhi!

  Rhiannon : Now, bitch.

  Olive Penderghast : You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It's not really a term of endearment.

  Rhiannon : I want every detail now, shit-face.

  Olive Penderghast : You're not really heading in the right direction.

  Rhiannon : Tell me!

• Rhiannon : [to Olive]  Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your CAT at everybody!

  [euphemism for pussy] 

• Olive Penderghast : [about the rumors that she punched Nina]  It's not true.

  Rhiannon : It wasn't the left tit? It was the right one! I always pegged you for a south paw.

  [mimes boxing] 

  Rhiannon : Pow! Pow!

  Olive Penderghast : Will you listen to me for a second, please? It didn't happen!

  Rhiannon : [Not believing her]  Yeah, right. Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey!

• Olive Penderghast : [about the Cross Your Heart Club]  Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,

  Principal Gibbons : [Cut to basketball game, last year]  Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!

  [crowd screams] 

  Woodchuck Todd : WOOO! Blue Devils!

  [does a flip and scores a basket] 

  Woodchuck Todd : Yeah! Wooo!

  Marianne : [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets]  How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?

  Olive Penderghast : Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...

  Principal Gibbons : [Cut to game, this year]  Give it up for the woodchucks!

  [Crowd is silent] 

  Woodchuck Todd : The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!

  [pretends to chuck wood] 

  Woodchuck Todd : Wooo!

  Rhiannon : I liked Todd much better when he was topless.

• Rhiannon : [On the phone with Olive]  Is it true you got with Brandon at Melody Dip-shit's party?

• Rhiannon : Now you're a super slut like me.

  Olive Penderghast : I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut.

  Rhiannon : There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen.

• Rhiannon : George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.

  Mr. Griffith : I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about...

  Olive Penderghast : The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession".

  Rhiannon : And it only took 20 seconds.

• Rhiannon : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon]  I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*?

  Olive Penderghast : [Not caring]  That must have been pretty embarrassing.

• Olive Penderghast : I think we should just put this conversation to bed.

  Rhiannon : Fine. Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. Go get your chocolate milk.