It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack (2008)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

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• Dee Reynolds : What the shit is this?

  Charlie Kelly : Uh, Cheech over here bought himself a bong.

  Frank Reynolds : [taking a massive bong rip]  Holy shit Deandra, this is wacky. I want you to go download me a hoagie off the internet.

  Dee Reynolds : I'm sorry? Those words don't make any s- sense... Oh God, you guys... Oh, weird, I feel weird.

  Mac : Rip another one, bro.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, say something else stupid too.

  Dee Reynolds : My arm's kinda numb. Dennis, can you feel my head? Is it hot, am I hot?

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not touching you.

  Dee Reynolds : I'm serious you guys, something's not right. I...

  Frank Reynolds : You think there's bitches in the bar?

  Mac : What?

  Frank Reynolds : Bitches in the bar.

  Dee Reynolds : I feel like... I'm being really serious you guys, I need some help...

  [faints] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Uh God, what is her problem?

  Charlie Kelly : I don't know.

  [cue title "Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack"] 

• Charlie Kelly : [Frank is downing a bunch of pills with beer]  What are you doing?

  Frank Reynolds : I'm taking 'em because I can't sift through the duds. I gotta take 'em all because I gotta get healthy really fast.