- Lisa Simpson: I'll miss them.
- Marge Simpson: Now you know how I'll feel when you go off to college.
- Lisa Simpson: Don't worry, mom. You'll always have Bart. Always.
- Marge Simpson: But he'll be away fixing refrigerators.
- Lisa Simpson: Always!
- Homer Simpson: Marge, remember when we were discussing our greatest fears? Mine was snakes, and yours was...
- Marge Simpson: Never having grandchildren.
- Homer Simpson: Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, anyway, brace yourself.
- Mark Cuban: What's the use of owning a basketball team if you don't have fun?
- Mr. Burns: Fun? Is that how it's pronounced? I've only seen it written.
- Lisa Simpson: Mr. Burns, you can't do that.
- Mr. Burns: I can, I am, and soon I shall have been. I'm unstoppable!
- [Turns around and walks into a tree]
- Mr. Burns: Have his acorns killed and make him watch.
- Professor Frink: See those red spots? This bee is suffering from bee measles. Or as I call it, beesles.
- Homer Simpson: Animals get sick?
- Professor Frink: I'm going to talk to the girl now.
- Homer Simpson: You're the nerd.
- [Lisa walks in with a beard of bees]
- Abraham Simpson: President Lincoln! You've come back, and you got rid of that hat. You've got my vote.
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, who is that man, and why is his enthusiasm not being punished?
- Smithers: That's Mark Cuban, the most flamboyant owner in the league.
- Mark Cuban: [sliding down a cable while holding sparklers] I'm out of my mind!
- Lisa Simpson: Listen, people. You didn't listen to me about the darter snail, you didn't listen to me about the osprey, and you didn't listen to me about the jabalina.
- Lenny: The feisty pig of the desert?
- Lisa Simpson: Apparently, not feisty enough.
- Professor Frink: I'm going to spray myself with this pheromone and wait for a bee to be attracted.
- Babe: [appears out of nowhere] Marry me, and I'll support you for life!
- Professor Frink: You're not a bee! This stuff is useless.