- Phil: [about Chuckie] A kid his age should be outside playing with his friends, not up in his room boppin' his Boppo!
- Angelica: [Angelica tries to divide the Babies] Ok, Let's Pretend this nickel's a pie.
- Phil DeVille: What flavor?
- Angelica: What difference does it make?
- Lil DeVille: What do you mean there's no difference? There's a big difference between a chocolate pie and an apple pie!
- Angelica: Okay, it's an apple pie.
- Phil DeVille: Ew, I hate apple pie!
- Angelica: Fine, it's a chocolate pie.
- Lil DeVille: Blech!
- Angelica: [losing patience] Will you two put a lid on it?
- Chuckie: [while digging for more nickels] Find any nickels?
- Tommy Pickles: Naw just some old junk!
- [points at a 100 dollar bill, a gold watch, and a diamond ring]