- Chuckie Finster: [after finding Chaz buried in the sand on the beach with only his head visible] AAAAAAAH! MY DAD'S BEEN DECAFFEINATED!
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: [to Didi] Don't you worry about Me, Didi. I've been wranglin' young 'uns since before you were born. You know what a handful your Stu is now; Well, abandon him with a faceful of oatmeal and a load in his pants...