Family Guy (TV Series)

Baby Not on Board (2008)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Aquaman, Fozzie Bear, Don Knotts, Doc Brown

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Ground Zero. So this is were the first guy got AIDS.

  Brian Griffin : Peter, this is the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, so Saddam Hussein did this?

  Brian Griffin : No.

  Peter Griffin : The Iraqi army?

  Brian Griffin : No.

  Peter Griffin : Some guys from Iraq?

  Brian Griffin : No.

  Peter Griffin : That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?

  Brian Griffin : No! Peter, Iraq had nothing to do with this. It was a bunch of Saudi Arabians, Lebanese, and Egyptians, financed by a Saudi Arabian guy living in Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis.

  Peter Griffin : So, you're saying we need to invade Iran?

• Peter Griffin : You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

  Chris Griffin : Haha, movie references.

• Stewie Griffin : Mummy, Daddy, Chris, Dog, Brian! They're home!

• Peter Griffin : Hey there, Crashy. Whatcha doin' down there?

• Stewie Griffin : Someone's left the Fridge Door open, that's irresponsible. I guess I'm going to find out what soda's like. Wow! That must be the Sugar! Oh, Rupert, I think I'm going to run, catch me!

  [Giggles and runs in circles, then stops] 

  Stewie Griffin : Ah, now I'm sad...