King of the Hill (TV Series)

Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key (2009)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Bill Dauterive : I don't know, Hank. Patton's toilet is one of the three places I would like to get flushed down, along with where Elvis died and yours.

  Dale Gribble : I want my skeleton disassembled and shipped to Singapore to be resembled.

• Bill Dauterive : You are going to pick up the can, aren't you, Dale?

  Dale Gribble : Maybe I will, and maybe I won't. We call that suspense.