- Bill Dauterive: The newly cut grass, the freshly squeezed lemonade, exactly like my childhood... should have been.
- Hank Hill: You know the chubby kids that can't run, but can whack the hell out of the ball? Well, Bobby's not one of them.
- Bobby Hill: You're really gonna help with practice, Dad? I thought you gave that up back in tee-ball, that day I struck out looking.
- Hank Hill: Hey, Bobby, how was practice
- Bobby Hill: Brutal. I hurt in places you're always talkin' about.
- Dale Gribble: Remember when the stomach flu was goin' around? Bobby's team could only field 8 players, and he still didn't start. They actually had a kid playing "lenter field".
- Hank Hill: Okay, that does it! I have had it with you! Now, do you have somewhere to be? 'Cause I'd like to know what direction I should kick your ass in.