- Hank Hill: Even if this country ran only on propane and made me its vice president, I would still be a dad first.
- Hank Hill: Why is this nonsense so popular? Stickin' babies in front of TVs can't be good for their brains.
- Peggy Hill: Hank, today's parents just need a little 10-minute break now and then, even if it means a slightly dumber kid.