King of the Hill (TV Series)

What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis (2009)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

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• Hank Hill : Buck and Ray Roy are getting out of control. Peggy, they mooned Elvis' grave! And his poor dead twin brother Jesse.

• Hank Hill : [drunk]  I'm not going to say... Hell, I am going to say what I have been wanting to say! Buck Strickland is a monster! A drunk monster! Buck Strickland is nothing but a lecherous, disgusting, bastard-making bastard...

  [indistinct slurring] 

  Hank Hill : And now I'm going to vomit.

• Donna : I'm starting to get worried. Mr. Strickland has been in there a long time. I'm afraid he might have fainted in the toilet again.

  Joe Jack : Maybe he's stone cold dead.

  Hank Hill : That's it, I'm going in.

  Joe Jack : Take the defibrillator, honey.

• Dale : You want to keep Buck Strickland away from his bastard son. Admit it, Hank, you're jealous. You want to be the bastard son Buck thought he never had but apparently did.

  Hank Hill : That's ridiculous. Why would I want to be Buck's son, when I'm his assistant manager?

  Dale : Translation: love me, daddy!