Iron Man Three (2013)

Ty Simpkins: Harley Keener

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Quotes 

• Tony Stark : So, uhh, who's home?

  Harley Keener : Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.

  Tony Stark : Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, here's what I need...

  [pauses] 

  Tony Stark : A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.

  Harley Keener : What's in it for me?

  Tony Stark : Salvation. What's his name?

  Harley Keener : Who?

  Tony Stark : The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?

  Harley Keener : How'd you know that?

  Tony Stark : I got just the thing.

  [Stark ejects a flare canister from one of Mark 42's panels] 

  Tony Stark : This is a piñata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal. Deal? What'd you say?

  [Stark tries to make Harley grab the canister] 

  Harley Keener : Deal.

  [Stark gives Harley the canister] 

  Tony Stark : What's your name?

  Harley Keener : Harley. And you're...

  Tony Stark : The mechanic. Tony.

  [pauses] 

  Tony Stark : You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?

• Harley Keener : Admit it, you need me. We're connected.

  Tony Stark : What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit, and stay connected to the telephone, 'cause if I call you, you better pick up.

  Tony Stark : [about to get in car]  Can you feel that? We're done here. Move out of the way or I'm gonna run you over. Bye, kid.

  [Tony gets in car, but Harley continues to stand next to it. Tony rolls down window] 

  Tony Stark : I'm sorry, kid, you did good.

  Harley Keener : So you're just gonna leave me here? Like my dad?

  [Tony pauses] 

  Tony Stark : [Casually]  Yeah.

  [Tony pauses again] 

  Tony Stark : Wait, you're guilt tripping me aren't you?

  [Harley buries head in coat] 

  Harley Keener : [Innocently]  I'm cold.

  Tony Stark : [Mimicking Harley]  I can tell. You know how I can tell?

  Tony Stark : [Sarcastically]  Cause' we're connected!

  [Tony drives away] 

  Harley Keener : [Normal voice]  It was worth a shot.

• [Stark sits down and attempts to remove the microchips from his left forearm when Harley suddenly appears at the front door, aiming his potato gun at him] 

  Harley Keener : Freeze!

  [Stark drops the pliers] 

  Harley Keener : Don't... move!

  Tony Stark : [Raises hands]  You got me.

  [Stark looks at the potato gun] 

  Tony Stark : Nice potato gun. Barrel's a little long. Between that and the wide gauge, it's going to diminish your FPS...

  [Harley shoots a bottle off a column] 

  Tony Stark : And now you're out of ammo.

  Harley Keener : What's that thing on your chest?

  Tony Stark : It's a... electromagnet. You should know. You've got a box of them right here.

  [points at box on table] 

  Harley Keener : What does it power?

  [Stark points the table lamp toward the Mark 42 armor sitting on the couch] 

  Harley Keener : Oh my God!

  [Harley approaches suit] 

  Harley Keener : That's... is that... Iron Man?

  Tony Stark : Technically, I am Iron Man.

  Harley Keener : Technically, you're dead.

  [Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Stark's mansion] 

  Tony Stark : Valid point.

  Harley Keener : What happened to him?

  Tony Stark : Life. I built him. I take care of him. I'll fix him.

  Harley Keener : Like a mechanic?

  Tony Stark : Yeah.

• Harley Keener : If I was building Iron Man and War Machine...

  Tony Stark : It's Iron Patriot now.

  Harley Keener : That's way cooler!

  Tony Stark : No it's not.

  Harley Keener : Anyways, I would have added in, um, the retro...

  Tony Stark : Retro-reflective panels?

  Harley Keener : To make him stealth mode.

  Tony Stark : You want a stealth mode.

  Harley Keener : Cool, right?

  Tony Stark : That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.

  [Harley accidentally breaks off one of Mark 42's fingers] 

  Tony Stark : Not a good idea.

  Harley Keener : Oops.

  Tony Stark : What are you doing? You gonna break his finger? He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone.

  Harley Keener : S-sorry.

  Tony Stark : Are you?

  [pauses] 

  Tony Stark : Don't worry about it. I'll fix it.

• Tony Stark : Think about it. Six dead. Only five shadows.

  Harley Keener : Yeah, people said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. Except the bomb guy. He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.

  Tony Stark : You buy that?

  Harley Keener : It's what everyone says.