Corner Gas (TV Series)
Full Load (2008)
Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton
Quotes
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Davis Quinton : License and registration.
Hank Yarbo : What'd I do?
Davis Quinton : You didn't fix your broken tail-light. I told you like a thousand times.
Hank Yarbo : Exaggeration! It was maybe ten times.
Davis Quinton : Like ten million times. How are people going to know when you're stopped?
Hank Yarbo : They hit the back of the truck; that's how I broke the light.
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[to Brent, after seeing the perogies Davis made]
Lacey Burrows : Wow, so how many of those are you going to eat?
Davis Quinton : Oh, no, no, no, Brent's not allowed to enter the eating contest.
Lacey Burrows : Why? Are you some kind of pro or something?
Brent Leroy : No, I'm not a pro... the pros know who I am. No, no one will enter if I enter, so I entered you.
Lacey Burrows : You entered me?
Brent Leroy : We should probably change verbs before this gets weird.
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Brent Leroy : [to Lacey] Wow, you can eat. I had no idea you could unhinge your jaw like that. I think I saw you on the Discovery Channel.
Davis Quinton : Hey, champ! So how'd you like those perogies? Pretty tasty, huh?
Lacey Burrows : Honestly, I was eating so fast, I couldn't taste a thing.
Davis Quinton : [disappointed] Oh, I see. I'm glad to know I wasted my Friday night cooking those up, when I could have been... I could have been... anyways, I wasted my time.
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Brent Leroy : It's already arranged! I phoned Fitzy's grandma, asked her to make four dozen perogies, bring them over here.
Davis Quinton : Fitzy's grandma! Why didn't you ask me?
Brent Leroy : You said you'd never do it again.
Davis Quinton : I didn't say that.
Lacey Burrows : You did. It was just a bit more whiny.
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Davis Quinton : [menacing] I see... making a fresh batch of perogies... right here in your lovely kitchen. Such a nice kitchen; it would be a shame if something should... happen to it.
Fitzy's Grandma : Are you trying to intimidate me?
Davis Quinton : [cheery] Kind of. Is it working?
Fitzy's Grandma : Not really, no.
