Sam (XI) (2017)
Natalie Knepp: Samantha
Quotes
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Samantha : All right, pal, you're on!
Alexander Blondell : OK, I can detect a pattern here. It's not pal, it's not dude, it's Mister Blondell. M-I-S-T-E-R B-L-O-N-D-E-L-L. Now put this on.
Samantha : No, dude! I'm not wearing a tutu.
Alexander Blondell : It is not a tutu. Now, put it on.
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Alexander Blondell : Look at yourself. What do you see?
Samantha : I don't know, I see someone who should have left ten minutes ago?
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Alexander Blondell : Oh, don't think of it as losing your Quasimodo posture... that hair! Think of it as gaining a new sense of style. Not to mention a new arsenal in the war between the sexes.
Samantha : My sexes are warring enough.
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Samantha : Us girls have to stick together.
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Samantha : I understood what they said! I... Doc! I speak woman! Or is it womanese?
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Lou the Doorman : Good day, Miss Wellman!
Samantha : Well, you know what they say, Lou. Every day above ground's a good one.
Lou the Doorman : Ain't that the truth!
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Doc : Women have a completely different mind/body connection than men. Their arousal is more subtle, it's more intricate.
Samantha : Which, translated from new age psychobabble, means what?
Doc : They have to really like the person they're with to feel fully aroused. Let's face it, women are complicated.
Samantha : Yeah, you're telling me.
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Margaret : He's a really great guy.
Samantha : He was? Is?
Margaret : Yeah. I... to tell you the truth, I have the worst crush on him.
Samantha : And, em, why is that?
Margaret : He played it like he didn't care about anyone special, but I know it was just an act. Deep down he has a really romantic heart. A girl can just see these things.
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Samantha : [Samantha is having her first period since being transformed into a woman. Doc gives her some tampons] Well, what am I supposed to do with *these*?