Corner Gas (TV Series)
Bend It Like Brent (2008)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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Brent Leroy : [watching the soccer game with Lacey after being dumped as a sponsor] The coach is a winker!
Lacey Burrows : It's wanker.
Brent Leroy : Oh. Well, I don't speak English.
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Davis Quinton : Hey, Brent, who's your favourite football team?
Brent Leroy : The Riders. Duh.
Davis Quinton : No, not Canadian football.
Brent Leroy : Oh, then the Minnesota Vikings.
Davis Quinton : No, out on the pitch!
Brent Leroy : What do you mean? Soccer?
Davis Quinton : Yeah.
Brent Leroy : Well, then, it's a tie between the Manchester I-Don't-Give-a-Craps and the London Not-a-Real-Sports.
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Lacey Burrows : [at a soccer match] Hey, Davis, I think we need to take Peter out.
Davis Quinton : But he looks like he's having fun out there.
Lacey Burrows : Well, we need someone faster. Take him out.
Davis Quinton : Fine. Peter!
[He motions Peter "in" to the sidelines]
Brent Leroy : Don't listen to her, Davis. I'll back you. Leave him in.
Davis Quinton : Peter! Stay out there!
Lacey Burrows : I said pull him out.
Davis Quinton : Peter! In!
Brent Leroy : Leave him in, Davis.
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] Out!
Lacey Burrows : Peter needs to come out.
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] In!
Brent Leroy : He's the captain. He needs to stay in.
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] Out!
Lacey Burrows : [to Davis] Out!
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] In!
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Brent Leroy : [after Davis agrees that both he and Lacey can be sponsors for the new soccer team] Well, that's it then, blokes. Let's celebrate with some bangers and mash and ring up our mobiles, or my name isn't Sir Aluminium Boot-Bonnet.
Davis Quinton : [to Lacey] Is he having a laugh?
Lacey Burrows : Or some kind of seizure.